Sir Poops-a-Lot Fails at Dating
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Can you imagine a time during a first date where it might make sense to admit you poop yourself?
Hmmm. Me neither.
A friend of mine recently returned from a date, somewhat horrified, because her date admitted to his bathroom problem. The conversation went something like this:
He says: Do you like to run?
She says: No, not really. I’m more of a walker.
He says: Oh, well I love to run. Only problem is the bathroom issue.
She says: The bathroom issue?
He says: Yeah, sometimes I have to throw my pants away after.
She says: Can’t you just duck behind a tree and take care of it?
He says (with a quizzical look on his face): Oh, not that kind.
Obviously, my friend was more than stunned. She was grossed out.
Following their awkward meal, they stood in line and waited in awkward silence to see a movie. When he did finally speak, he chose to make fun of [...]
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A Compliment for Every Letter
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Call this your compliment alphabet. That’s right. AÂ complimentary word for every letter. Something for you to use in poems, letters, cards, or for all those dating compliments you might need help with.
A – Adorable
B – Bangin’
C – Clever
D – Dashing
E – Exceptional
F – French. Just say any word in French and she (or) will take it as a compliment.
G – Gorgeous
H – Hellllloooooo
I – Icy hot
J – Jumpin’
K – Killer
L – Lovely
M – Magnificent
N – Never better
O – One of a kind
P – Pure beauty (for the gal) Prime (for the guy)
Q – Quirk (be sure to use it in a cute, fun kind of way)
R – Righteous
S – Splendid or Smart
T – Titillating
U – Unbelievable
V – Vivacious
W – Wild
X – This is a dumb letter:)
Y – Yummy
Z – Zoomin’
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5 Ways To Say You Like Him (Without Saying It)
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Maybe it’s a first date, maybe he’s your “Jim” at work. (You know, The Office). Whoever he is, you don’t have to come right out and say you like him; you can just hint at it with these five flirty tricks.
1. Laugh at his jokes. Maybe even touch his harm a little as you throw your head back in hysterical laughter. Kidding about the hysterical laughter part, but not about the occasional touch.
2. Make it obvious you’re looking at his bod’. Don’t be pervy about it by scanning him up and down, but rather glance. Unlike women, men enjoy being checked out.
3. Don’t forget that body language can be incredibly effective in telling someone you like them. Remember how his knees say they like you? Yours knees can say that too.
4. Ask a lot of questions. There’s no better way to tell someone you’re interested than by asking lots of [...]
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My Encounter with Jabba the Hut
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by Jack Parkinson.
Online dating seems to be shedding its taboo status in recent years; people are completely shameless in their pursuit of happiness. Advertisements for Match.com and the like are saturating television screens across the country. Despite the boom in online dating, there must be some experiences that put people off it forever. And yes, there are, one of which happened to myself in the mid winter of 2006, at the tender age of 18.
MySpace had been a cultural phenomenon, the first social networking website to accumulate an astronomical number of members. I had just signed up, and within a few days I had been added by a delightful looking creature. She added me, as she “liked my pictures”. The only picture I had of her however was the small thumbnail that graced her profile screen, and a very elegant picture it was: brunette, shocking blue eyes and [...]
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